But Zeus is a god, and he has a reputation, one that he wants to protect, so those hybrid bastards—evidence of a most embarrassing infidelity—have got to go. And go they do, hunted down by his goons. All except a motley crew: COTTON, a smarmy cloth patchwork; CARMINE, a timid automobile; COREY, a self-loathing apple; WALTER, a belligerent stack of bricks; and PANOS, their gallant would-be leader. This pack of hybrid bastards refuses to go quietly. Through schemes both ingenious and idiotic, they will force their negligent father to acknowledge them and, just maybe, do right by them.

That is, if their own squabbling doesn’t defeat them first.

“Archaia hit another home run.... I recommend it wholeheartedly. It’s wacky, funny, and good for the soul.”

—The Geeks of Doom

“[Glasheen] pulls off some great sequences… The hybrids themselves are all appealingly weird, and the whole thing is brilliantly colored.”

— J. Caleb Mozzocco, Las Vegas Weekly

“This book made me happy—not just satisfied or thrilled, but through-and-through happy.  Not many books can do that.  But Hybrid Bastards! is one of ‘em.”

—Dave Baxter, Broken Frontier

“A hook that I just couldn’t ignore… Pinchuk keeps a fun vibe going throughout the book, treating the characters seriously enough that the story feels important somehow but with enough tongue-in-cheek that it’s an entertaining ride along the way.”

—Dan Grendell, Comic Pants

“If you’re looking for the bold, weird and different, Hybrid Bastards! is very much all three.”

—Randy Lander, Comic Pants